I'm crazy...

I am literally going crazy... here are a few things I said to Chris yesterday in totally normal conversation - thinking I made perfect sense. My mind literally thinks correctly - I think - but what comes out of my mouth is totally wrong. I'm also starting to see things backwards until I do a double take - someone please tell me dyslexia is normal in late pregnancy?

• "Hey remember when our neighbors in Smyrna were rebuilding their home and we got all those nails in our heads?"
• "Hey honey, did you hear that that awesome pirate got rescued from those bad navy people? I'm so happy the pirate's OK!"